Simon and River help smuggle goods, like medicine, food, and more. With Inara the hooker, and old Shpeherd Book, they are talking their orders from Zoe. Simon and River are wanted hoods, on a Firefly ship they go, whee! (Simon And River Are Wanted Hoods to the tune of “Over The River And Through The Woods”) Little Girl: Do you hear that daddy? Every time a bell rings, an “Angel” rerun is shown on TNT! Not the T-2 rip-off courtesy of Michael Bay, The one from the cartoon, that always saved the day, Not the robo-monkey flinging energon feces. The big trailer truck, with cool accessories, (I Want A Classic Optimus For Christmas - to the tune of “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas”) Off in magic lands, using both his hands, (spoken: Gollum: The precious! Frodo: Aah! My hand!)įrodo the Hobbit, is alive and doing fine. There must have been some magic in that one ring Bilbo found.įor when Frodo held it up high, Gollum Knocked him to the ground! Helping Frodo out, he was short and stout, (Frodo The Hobbit - to the tune of “Frosty The Snowman”)įrodo the Hobbit, was along way from the Shire,ĭodging orcs and crooks through a couple books,įrodo The Hobbit, was accompanied by Sam. Furter: Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator! And step up the reactor power input three more points! (MINI-SKIT - The Frosty Horror Picture Show)ĭr. It’s her I’ll intrigue, ‘cause I’m in her league. You might think that makes me kind of pervy,īut frankly I don’t really frickin’ care. (Winter Wonder Woman - to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)įighting for your rights, in her satin tights, Why can’t he cool out with some dairy in Swiss Miss?Īnd now the rebels, they are very pissed, this Why does he fulfil every scary Sith wish? In black he is clad, like he’s in some sci-fi heavy metal band. (Darth Vader’s My Dad - to the tune of “Feliz Navidad”)ĭarth Vader’s my Dad… Darth Vader’s my Dad…ĭarth Vader’s my Dad, he told me after he chopped off my hand. Palpatine: Anakin, with your sabre so red, won’t you make the younglings dead? (MINI-SKIT – Anakin, the Red-Sabred Jedi) (intro music begins for “Darth Vader’s My Dad”, mini-skit is heard over it) (Worf: Ho ho!)īut he don’t need no elves in green, ‘cause he’s got a Red Dwarf. The Doctor and Mal Reynolds, are snuggling their companions.Īnd who’s that dressed as Santa? It’s merry Mr. It’s A Fanboy Christmas, through Narnia’s grand canyons.
(Classic IAFX Chorus to start things off)
(music starts, same as intro to IAFX, leading into standard chorus from IAFX) …Fantastic fen, file in fast for this fanciful frolicking through fandom’s fabulous frivolities of festive times of the fantastic future! While first and foremost a fallacy, fear not as this farcical fop felicitates to you, “It’s A Fanboy Christmas II: The Wrath Of Claus”! Ho ho ho hooo!!!! Remember, remember, the 25th of December, (V For Venison – a spoken piece based on “V For Vendetta”)
(SOUND BITE: Serious music sting from “V for Vendetta”) Santa: (laughing:) Ho Ho Ho! Oh, ho ho ho ho!
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